we’ve broken down: the fault in our cars

we’ve run out of beer: the fault in our bars

nowhere to put jam: the fault in our jars

the jacuzzi is broken: the fault in our spas

my underwire is poking into my boob: the fault in our bras

respiratory viruses: the fault in our SARS

the russian revolution: the fault in our tsars

you get your passport and money stolen in a small arabic street market: the fault in our bazaars