we’ve broken down: the fault in our cars
we’ve run out of beer: the fault in our bars
nowhere to put jam: the fault in our jars
the jacuzzi is broken: the fault in our spas
my underwire is poking into my boob: the fault in our bras
respiratory viruses: the fault in our SARS
the russian revolution: the fault in our tsars
you get your passport and money stolen in a small arabic street market: the fault in our bazaars
1000 notes and it isn’t even that funny.You are all insane.